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Kat Demotivational Poster

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's

ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.

TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!

KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted

2005 - WHO'S THAT BITCH NEXT TO P.O.D.? - 2007 - Who are those guys next to Katy Perry?

SECOND THOUGHTS - there is no place for them here or anywhere else in life. go big or die trying.

TAGS: skateboard foh
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 2:33 am
If you don't wait for the camera crew, you're a chump!
forseti - November 17, 2011, 6:46 am
...and that's how he invented surfin'!

SOMEONE - has a lot of explaining to do

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.

TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat

NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!

TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.

HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO - First I'll stretch back the skin to get rid of the wrinkles. Then I'll get rid of the grey whiskers. A tug here and a little botox there and VOILA! You will be one hot looking Meerkat again

TAGS: meerkat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Doug

forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:27 pm
it results in a nose-job!! -> http://www.picdumps.com/pics/1340/6.jpg
Sean - April 2, 2010, 7:42 pm
There's a certain "Inner Beauty" to this one.
Airman - March 30, 2010, 7:07 pm
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 29, 2010, 10:28 pm
`FLOWER is having work done? d*** you HEIDI!!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:05 pm
Somehow this smacks of personal experience. 5 furry lil critters.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:53 pm
Doug, you make some great posters
gil - March 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
really funny
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:33 pm
Super job Doug.
rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:26 pm

this was funny as hell.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:21 pm

DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.

TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.

CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.

TAGS: cute katawa shoujo jigglypuff
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by nerdlinger

Cubbybear - May 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Only if a Jigglypuff in in a bikini top
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:20 am
5L cause I'm not hatin'
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:17 am
ahh jigglypuff. always wanted to see him go up against mewtwo.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:41 am
sfw?!? it's an anime girl with a pokemon. it's not demotivational and for me it's not even funny. sorry ;)
nerdlinger - May 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Forsetti: Character is from the American Visual Novel Katawa Shoujou name: Misha, a crippled girl
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:25 am
even anime becomes ten times unnecessarily with pokemons...

ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board

TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.

KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You

TAGS: kung fu kitty kat
Rating: 3.05/5

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motinet - January 15, 2012, 9:31 am

So THATS what really happened!
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am

KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?

TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women n**** n**e h** **** m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

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KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
anyone who comments on here is g**
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
i'd *** that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am
f*** YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Yet another I'd switch for.

CHURCHES - Tapping into modern culture, everyday.

TAGS: church morals katy perry lesbian
Rating: 3.38/5

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ZippoBibrok - March 30, 2010, 3:35 pm
@Paul: That's a mistranslation. The original wording, "Hades", means "Land of the Dead", not "Hell"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 12:17 am
This must be in reference to Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and Jesus' temporary descent into Hell after his crucifixion.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:26 pm
God isn't THAT evil. haha



TAGS: pink panther kato
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - April 8, 2011, 11:38 pm
I have the reflexes of a cat ... who's always subject to attack by another cat. It keeps me sharp ... and a little jumpy. 5 pink panthers from me.
RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
i knew that cat's choose wierd locations to hang out but never seen this still funny

COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.

TAGS: courgar katy perry justin bieber se******* older woman
Rating: 3/5

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Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!

There once was a pirate named Gates -


KATY MERCURY - Opening April 1st 2011, See Katy Perry as the late great Freddie Mercury in the shocking expose, "Killer Queen".

A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!

TAGS: knife katana police souel swat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:05 pm
Is the swat on his back or I TWAT!!!!
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:53 pm


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

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Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am

SPECIAL CAT - Hey how you doin'?



TAGS: saskatoon moose
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 3:41 pm

Wyoming conversation at a chili feed: "Is this antelope?" "No, elk...that one's antelope...the one over there is moose. I think there might be beef around here somewhere."


TAGS: meerkats
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - January 24, 2011, 11:38 pm
Genius. And I too am haunted by meercats. Why can't they leave me alone?
brianjayy - January 21, 2011, 9:44 am

SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE - even puppets have a hard time avoiding Katy's pull

TAGS: katy perry
Rating: 4.27/5

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TALENT - why people follow you with cameras.

TAGS: skating accident
Rating: 4.13/5

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FelixA9 - May 8, 2010, 10:59 am
Skateboards and Youtube were made for each other.
RiddleMeThis - March 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Thanks. ^^
Faceplant31 - March 18, 2010, 9:01 am
I like it, nice work

KATY PERRY - ..is a dude???

TAGS: katy perry
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bumgrubs

steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 1:42 am
While a mature and humorous attitude may impress mods and most other grown ups on this site, I find the lack of Timmie behaviour quite distressing and very demotivating...I was looking forward to an immature rant. Thanks a bunch :(
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 9:40 pm
Eh? I don't think I was being negative at all, and certainly not about the poster. I rated this one a 4, IIRC, because it's funny and was responding in what I thought was a humorous fashion to Moo's comment.
rerun - August 3, 2012, 9:26 pm

Hey Negative Nancy (aka Steve), do you have anything positive to say on any poster or are you just being a troll?
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
I didn't know. And didn't care then, and don't care now. And, now that I know, will attempt to forget in order to free up those neurons for something of actual import.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 7:17 pm
That's the right attitude. If you can take a little criticism and strive to do better, You'll do just fine here. You should find the introductions thread in the forum and tell us a bit about yourself.
Bumgrubs - August 3, 2012, 6:49 pm
thanks guys...ill just stick to my dry or non PC posters then lol.
GaryO - August 3, 2012, 9:38 am
Is gitss a good acronym for grin inwardly then suddenly stop? If so, gitss….3L….but only due to the credence of your other (some hilarious I might say) efforts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:10 am
It's because you didn't add much to the pic to make it funny. And some people might not know that Neil Patrick Harris is g**.....Although I can't see how. Also, Doogie Howser M.D was a great show.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 12:59 am
I've a***yzed this poster thoroughly and while I think you have potential, this poster needs more work to earn a 4 or 5. I find Motifake relatively harsher when it comes to ratings than similar sites. If you want 5 lions it'll have to be spectacular. gl:)
Bumgrubs - August 3, 2012, 12:06 am
can someone explain why this is getting 1 and 2 bombed? is it not funny enough? has it been done? im curious...

FLOWER - I knew her B4 she went all "HOLLYWOOD" and sold out!

TAGS: flower meerkat manor
Rating: 3.36/5

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agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:35 pm
Love it!!!!

SKATER CHICKS - Well that's not quite what I had in mind dude...

FIGURE SKATING - Normally you couldn't get someone to wear something that stupid at gunpoint.

TAGS: figure skater
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Losifer

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:21 pm
Moti-mass production. eewwwww
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:02 am
Four posters and 3 of them are dealing with these get ups? You could have combined 'em and had a possible 3L. Just saying.

ATTACK ATTACK! - Sorry, can't hear you over our AWEsomeness.

TAGS: attackattack attack awesome hear
Rating: 1.76/5

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HtD - May 5, 2009, 3:02 pm
I lol'd.
Arrogant Knight - May 5, 2009, 6:39 am
I take that back. f***ing love Someday Came Suddenly.
Arrogant Knight - April 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
Please. They're not THAT good.

MUFFINZ - Psh. Far more supirior than cupcakes.

TAGS: muffin kitkat muffins muffinz
Rating: 1.63/5

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... - July 11, 2008, 7:33 pm
Muffins: What's left after you lick the good part off of a Cupcake.

KATAMARI - That's how we roll

TAGS: rollin katamari
Rating: 1.42/5
zerojustice - June 26, 2008, 12:59 pm
Freaking genius, this one. *Not sarcastic*

MUSIC - It's in good hands.

TAGS: music selgo katyperry nicki taylorswift
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - April 3, 2012, 7:13 am
Good first submission.
Preacher Man - April 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Is that really Katy Perry, or a realistic-looking Katy Perry *** doll?


TAGS: fraud meer kats
Rating: 3.6/5

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Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:38 pm
I'm with you Mark
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I feel as though you're setting me up for some sort of Captain Obvious joke.
Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:36 pm
HAHA!! that would be one i missed...but I'd probably tune in
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:36 pm
"Hey, Why so serious?" Is the Joker's tag line from Dark Knight. "You can't handle the truth." is from "A Few Good Men"
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is it Meer Kat Manor -- The Movie?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:34 pm
Kidding?!! Me? Never.
Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:34 pm
yeah...im gonna have to go ahead and say the dark knight on that?
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:32 pm
Sean - Are you kidding? You really don't know?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:29 pm
Thanks, man. Now will someone pleeeese tell me what movie I almost referenced here? I can handle the truth.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 9:04 pm
This masterpiece still gets me every time.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
I had in mind.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
Pheeww, what a relief. I thought for sure that Cubbybear would come after me for putting too much make-up on a meer kat. Of course the hard part was snapping the pic before the little ***kens rubbed it off. And GHB wasn't an option given the pose ...
Sean - April 23, 2009, 7:44 pm
Thanks CB. And no details, please. Let's not upset her any more than we have to. Just tell her that "It's happened again." She'll know what you mean.
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 7:13 pm
It's OK Sean...somebody call his wife to pick him up.

EPIC FAIL 101 - Now open for the Summer and Fall semesters.

TAGS: skateboard fail fall
Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:07 pm
This would be a fall semester.

ANIMAL CRUELTY - Circus Animals Should Not Be Forced... ...to.....Oh...Look How Cute He Is With His Little Ice Skates!

TAGS: ice skating bear
Rating: 3.29/5

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Wut - October 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
Those guys are ***ks for shooting the bear. Now where the frick am I going to see a skating bear?
The Great Whamini - October 23, 2009, 11:31 am
Bear: 1, Man: 1
The Great Whamini - October 23, 2009, 11:31 am
Sticking it to the man one circus-performing bear at a time!

HITTING THE WALL - When MARATHON RUNNNERS do it, it's a TRANSCENDENTAL thing. When SKATERS do it, it's a FUNNY thing.

TAGS: marathon runners skaters
Rating: 2.91/5

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Derek - March 31, 2010, 12:55 am
@Yeo - "a me***horical thing" for marathon runners?

SAMURAI - They're heavy-armoured ninjas.

TAGS: katana samurai ninja japan
Rating: 2.59/5

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LordKraven - December 30, 2010, 9:03 am
Motifake is kinda like being married...no matter how long ago the fight was, some one will always bring itback up
5150monkeylove - December 30, 2010, 3:50 am
great way to pick up on a 1.5 yr old debate
SyltherinGal - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
No. Ninjas HATE Samurai. you should know that. It's a never-ending battle.
Logic Man - July 31, 2009, 1:24 pm
AND Rock BEATS scissors! Rock should beat paper too. Rock totally tears that sheet up.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:47 pm
calvin - May 11, 2009, 4:41 pm
no samurai's have dignity nija's don't big difference
Samurais - April 19, 2009, 2:18 pm
Samurais They are g** p***s- just look it up in the Bushido..
Blah - March 2, 2009, 1:21 pm
Doesn't anyone read books anymore? Ninja and Samurai were two totally Different cultures with different rules, each taking a life time to learn. There is no way you could be both, their ethics contradict. And they carried wakasashis before sword laws too
Khatmonsuk - February 18, 2009, 5:06 pm
If I say that...he's about to go into stealth?
jake - February 17, 2009, 10:05 am
nah, can't be a ninja...we can SEE him! (ninjas are imp***ious to ph**ography-except for SHO KOSUGI!!!!)
Elder God Douchebag - February 17, 2009, 9:36 am
You, sir, are wrong, and thus a retard. The reason they had the wakizashi shortsword is so they were always armed. Laws at the time dictated that a samurai must remove his katana when entering a building. There was no such law for a shortsword.
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Actually IRL most ninjas WERE samurai. They also had a wakizashi with a katana hilt and sheath. THis was so ppl couldn't tell how long it would take to draw their sword. What i'm saying is that Ninjas were Samurai with long handles and scabbards on their-
Drenix - January 12, 2009, 10:06 pm
Not really as they cant be to stealth.
Khatmonsuk - January 3, 2009, 8:55 am
Response to Arrogant Knight: No need to tell you. It's too obvious.
rogueinterceptor - January 2, 2009, 5:36 pm
No, they're not.
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:52 pm
Okay... And?

FIGURE SKATING - Words..... they fail, but not as bad as those costumes.

TAGS: figure skating
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Ooooh... a 1 from the italian judge... that'll cost him.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.

TAGS: vegas hangover katy perry
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
wink wink!
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks, Eggy!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
At least you're not chasing ****s anymore. Just the chicks.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:28 pm
no problem... better now than never!!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
I know that info didn't go over easy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:20 pm
Not if you're A) a good cook and B) cook in bed. Sorry for you to learn it this way, forseti.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most chicks are gone when you wake up...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:12 pm
Depends... which came first?

JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!

TAGS: skateboarding jeleousy kick rail 50 50
Rating: 2.13/5

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federicodz - March 30, 2011, 5:54 am
totally correct mr! that`s a 5-0
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 3:19 am
50/50? I submit to you that he can only do 25/25

LESSON FROM KATRINA - In an extreme emergency, you grab only the things that are most important to you in your life

TAGS: katrina
Rating: 2.09/5

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Derek - November 25, 2009, 6:46 pm
Just as good as my version (The Essentials - on MotivatedPh**os)

SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.

Confidence -

TAGS: genius foolhardy skateboard moving sofa
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:40 pm
Welcome to the site new mem...OH space you dawg...seldom seen or heard from lately, but returns with 5L material...teehee
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 1:01 pm

Procrastination Nation -

TAGS: skater statue bill murray caddyshack 1440
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L

Looters welcome -

march two three four -

TAGS: scientology scientologists tom cruise katie holmes l ron hubbard
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - August 28, 2013, 5:33 pm
LOL 5L's

Japan -

TAGS: japan figure skating seriously
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:37 pm
...What? Did she not own an ASP baton?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:05 pm
Ph**oshop? This is how they roll in Japan!
Oldsod - February 12, 2014, 8:26 pm
Nicely chopped...er...Ph**oshopped...

Pwissy heads to town -

TAGS: saskatchewan winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:26 pm
Give me a second...let me finish this bonbon...I'm not that fat Ugs!

Ice Skating -

but Daaaad -

Skateboarding -

Victory -

TAGS: samurai katana versus bullet
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 11:05 pm
Exactly my point.
vbattaile - May 4, 2013, 4:59 pm

did you hear -

Seriously -

MR. PANDA - After our last meeting. . . I'm sure you can appreciate why I choose to meet you, On this side of the Metal-Detectors.

THE DEATH GRATE - More than one skater has met their demise by running across this guy in the dark .


TAGS: procrastination diversion lazy skateboard
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:49 pm
Nailed it. Nice 360.

KATE IS NOT IMPRESSED - Is It Kate Middleton Or Liz Hurley?


TAGS: kate portrait middleton fail
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 6:09 pm

Nice one! 5Ls


TAGS: kate will
Rating: 4.2/5

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TAGS: kate middleton portrait princess fail
Rating: 4/5

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TOONGA - January 14, 2013, 7:01 am
dang *aint
TOONGA - January 14, 2013, 7:01 am
the portrait was painted in the style of the dutch masters ... it anit a f***ing ph**o
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:40 am
It almost looks like a slam...Maybe the queen had that done on purpose just to make them look only 80 years apart in age.
Botts750 - January 12, 2013, 2:40 pm
It'll be very life like when she's 40!
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 1:47 pm

It's like they added 15 years to her. So it'll continue to look lije her longer? Really, a portrait is supposed to be what you look like, now. So portrait: fail. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
EmilioDumphque - January 12, 2013, 2:57 am
Kiki Wigglesworth?
vulture - January 11, 2013, 9:13 pm
Looks like morning sickness may still be an issue.... They could have done SO much better.... Portrait: fail.

NEW SPORTS - Tired of losing out to Hockey every year the Olympics are on... Tanya Harding has commissioned the new tag team figure skating event.

CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.

SLIPPER SKATES - Designed for the Armchair Winter Olympian.

TAGS: slipper skates
Rating: 3.43/5

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GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:23 am
AAuugghh!!...Must...not....make...Canadian...Hockey... Team... reference


TAGS: katrina new orleans mardi gras
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2009, 11:55 pm
Perhaps they're developing a new port for the Amistad?
Cubbybear - March 14, 2009, 1:22 am
Jindal will close the city before he does that
Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
And if this were to happen we would just build a bigger and better chocolate city...this time even farther below sea level. So far that no stinking hurricane will ever reach it. I think I could apply for a job as a City Planner in Louisiana.

IF YOU EVER - run out of talent, pray.

I'D SELL MY SOUL - To be Princess.

TAGS: kate
Rating: 3.25/5

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KATRINA AND MCD'S - Katrina didn't like the new menu!

IT -


TAGS: meer kat babage
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
Any confidence I'm feeling on this site can be easily curbed by clicking on "My Motifakes" -- and then "Hall of fame" -- to see everyone else's motifakes.
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:21 am
Well there's yer problem right there *aims lazer pointer at the B* the G and the H are irrelevant -- homonym-wise. You only had to find a rhyme for the B. Sure, yer feelin' pretty silly now, but you'll get over it.
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:15 am
I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with GHB.
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:12 am
No, sir, "Delightfully controversial" is what you seem to be doing on Saturday Nights so as to procure for yourself a second date.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Delightfully controversial.



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baiao - September 15, 2009, 8:50 pm
i'm going to hell for LOL'ing

:D - The face of God

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Dustin Marthington - September 8, 2008, 10:48 pm
it is. i saw it on the acid.


HIDING IN PLAIN SITE - Even if they find me they'll never extradite

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Greeny - August 31, 2015, 7:04 pm
Silverheart - August 31, 2015, 11:10 am

Grew up listening to them. SSSHHH is a d*** good album
concern3 - August 31, 2015, 8:17 am
Ten Years After named to honor Elvis, great effort a 5er
Reality Lord - August 31, 2015, 6:44 am

epic. i wonder how many folks will get this. no worries, those of us who did are going home.

hurricane katrina -

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:37 pm
That's even farther. I'm not familiar with that part of the country.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:31 pm
Tar Heel = North Carolina
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:06 pm
I was there for 5 years---southeast LA. Tarheel? That's Arkansas isn't? Bit different.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:02 pm
You are a Southern Belle? Well, Hush My Puppies! How nice! My late Momma was a Tar Heel.
mizzdizz - September 10, 2015, 3:40 pm
Sorry to hear about Hugo J25. Hope things are going well for you now! I remember hearing about Hugo.
John25mm - September 8, 2015, 11:33 am
I had Hugo go over my house and that was just sooo much fun. I commend all those in the area down there that didn't whine and went about repairing their lives as best they could. It isn't easy by any stretch. Nothing quite like having water in your house.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:53 pm
Camille, 1969. I'm not native to The South, but I heard all about that one. Not as bad a Katrina/Rita, but still a truly impressive disaster. The lessons learned should never be forgotten. You CAN survive and thrive. Don't give up. Adapt to your new norm.
GaryO - August 30, 2015, 6:29 am
That was a doozy fer sure. Sat thru one in the early sixties and did some roofing after Camille in the late sixties. Indescribable power. Nowhere to go, really. Thanks for the reminder, Dizz.
mizzdizz - August 29, 2015, 3:31 pm
Always remember, stuff is just stuff. We are fellow travelers on this planet. By helping each other out instead of feeling sorry for ourselves and getting busy, instead of sitting on our collective b***s waiting to be rescued, we will survive and thrive.
mizzdizz - August 29, 2015, 3:26 pm
...because the lack of access for several days or even weeks. What few ph**os exist, are extremely dramatic. Most of these areas have rebuilt. We have all had to start over from absolute scratch and build new lives, whether we moved or stayed. ....
mizzdizz - August 29, 2015, 3:14 pm
....and deep up into the area above us. New Orleans had all the drama, there was stuff still standing, and you could get to it and to the people involved. Yes, most of Katrina's story will remain untold and not covered by the media and history....
mizzdizz - August 29, 2015, 3:10 pm
This small selection of towns was my neighborhood. As you can see, there wasn't a lot of access nor was there a lot to ph**ograph for the news crews. Katrina cut a huge swath of total destruction across the southeastern part of our country .....

Who Me -

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maoworks2 - June 12, 2015, 12:48 pm
I Agree . Steak UMMM


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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:10 pm
This is great, Sean! 5 ROTFL lions!

when the wind blows -

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mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:37 am
Anytime!lol! This house was 6 blks on the way to the grocery store from us.
GaryO - July 1, 2015, 7:40 pm
four days ago..thnx for the flashback Dizz

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JesusWept - September 15, 2015, 11:10 am
Now he has the chance to see what scots have under the kilt. L L L L L

hurricane katrina survival skills -

katrina blew me away! -


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JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 6:37 pm
Malicious pleasure - the only true pleasure :D ^^^^^

hurricane katrina -

hurricane katrina -

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